Lifted straight off facebook, will add more when i can:
"We're all individual, its the one thing we all have in common"
"Better a witty fool then a foolish wit"
"Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent"
"My wife has just called up that diner is on the table (I'd rather it was on plates, but there you are) - Bill Bryson
" I may be an idiot sir, but one thing i am not sir, is an idiot " Peter griffen
"Like a blind man at an orgy, i was going to have to feel things through"
"like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to keep on my toes"
" When Chuck Norris is having sex he's always on top because Chuck Norris never fucks up."
Theres a chance you might not like me, theres a better chance i dont give a fuck
"Give him an enema and he could be buried in a matchbox" Christopher Hitchens
Alex to Aoife "this joke is a bit offensive but its ok because i didnt didnt make it up, the potato did"
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap" Kat Von D
Tuesday 31 March 2009
Tennis
I've been watching the tennis again today, as i did yesterday. Murray won 6-0 6-1, lets see if he can win this masters
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